The pizza's way better here than in Wyoming.

Bridget: How do I know I can trust you?
Charlie: You don't. But what choice do you have?

Bridget: What would you say if I said I was going to church?
Andrew: You, in church. You'd melt.

Andrew: I heard you two talking.
Bridget: We really need to get some doors in this place.

Bridget: I thought you were dead.
Malcolm: I thought I was too.

Sometimes it's easier to lie.

Bridget: Please tell me you didn't bake.
Malcolm: Hey, I'm trying to celebrate, not kill you.

Andrew: Will you tell her that's not appropriate attire for the first day of school.
Bridget: It's a little fabric challenged.

Bridget: Getting pregnant is not a strategy.
Olivia: It is if you need to hold on to your husband.

It's a lawsuit waiting to happen!

Bridget: You want some help?
Juliet: I want you to leave me alone.
Bridget: I can do that.

Does a shoe sale at Bergdorf's constitute and emergency?

Ringer Quotes

Siobhan: I was wondering how you'd look after six years.
Bridget: Not nearly as good as you.

Mistakes aren't tragedies.

Bridget

Ringer Music

  Song Artist
I Fall To Pieces Patsy Cline iTunes
Secret Chambers Revision iTunes
Purified Tamar Kaprelian iTunes