Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

Will: I'm not tossing the baby out with the bath water here.
Brittany: I've totally done that.

Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn