I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

That's my man and his legs don't work!

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn