Favorite Brittany Quotes
I don't know how to turn on a computer.
Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.
Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.
Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.
Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.
He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.
We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.
Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.
Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!
Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
That's my man and his legs don't work!