I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

That's my man and his legs don't work!

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.