I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

That's my man and his legs don't work!

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.