I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

That's my man and his legs don't work!

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine: We don't lip sync in Glee
Brittany: My voice is too weak to sing live. I've been up every night this week yelling at the shrubs in my yard that have been making fun of me.