I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.

I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now.

Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.

This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.

I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.

I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.

People thought I went on vacation but I really spent the summer lost in the sewers.

Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.

You look terrible. I look awesome.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?

Sue

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn