Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXBrittany Quotes
I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.
I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.
The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.
When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.
Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.
Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.
