I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.

The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel