Glee

Brittany Quotes (Page 14)

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Brittany: Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Brittany [on mohawk-shaven Puck]: Who is that guy?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I don't know how to turn on a computer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Brittany: I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Brittany: I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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