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The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Santana: Breakfast makes you confused.
Brittany: Sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. What if I have eggs for dinner? What is that?

Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!

Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what you're wearing, the see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.

Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.

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Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.

Kurt
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