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The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Santana: Breakfast makes you confused.
Brittany: Sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. What if I have eggs for dinner? What is that?

Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!

Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what you're wearing, the see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.

Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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