So, I don't have a date. I'm just going to dance. Then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So your dates are really my dates.

You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.

Brittany to Lord Tubbington

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.

Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!

I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.

Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel's hair*

Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.

Glee Quotes

You know, a great big fat person once stood on this stage and told a group of a dozen or so nerds in hideous disco outfits that glee, by its very definition, is about opening yourself up to joy. Now it's no secret that for a long time I thought that was a load of hooey. As far as I could see the glee club was nothing but a place where a bunch of cowardly losers go to sing their troubles away and delude themselves into thinking that they live in a world that cares one iota about their hopes and dreams, totally divorced from the harsh reality that in the real world there's not much more to hope for than disappointment, heartbreak, and failure. And you know what. I was exactly right. Thats exactly what glee club is. But I was wrong about the cowardly part. What I finally realized, now that I'm well into my late thirties, it takes a lot of bravery to look around you and see the world not as it is but as it should be. A world where the quarterback becomes best friends with the gay kid, and the girl with the big nose ends up on Broadway. Finding the courage to open up your heart and sing about it. That's what glee club is. And for the longest time I thought that was silly, and now I think it's just about the bravest thing that anyone could do.

Sue

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel