Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXBrittany Quotes
So, I don't have a date. I'm just going to dance. Then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So your dates are really my dates.
You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.
Brittany to Lord Tubbington
Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.
Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.
Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.
Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!
I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.
Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?
It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel's hair*
Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.
Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."
The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.
