It's another mechanic stripper! ... No. Just Lucas.

Brooke

[to Anna] Hi, I'm Brooke. We haven't been officially introduced, but you're dating my ex-boyfriend and I'm sleeping with your brother. So it looks like we have a lot in common.

Brooke

Haley: Wait a second, you...you don't have a bed, do you? Did you... tell me, you didn't have sex in my bed, Brooke.
Brooke: I'm already washing your sheets.
Haley: Oh my god, oh, Brooke! Uhh!

Brooke What is the big deal?
Haley: The big deal is that, first of all, you did not thank me for helping you with the CDs, second of all, you had sex in my bed, and third, you ate all the brownies.
Anna: Actually, I had a couple.
Haley: That's not the point.
Brooke: Haley's right. The point is that I've been deceptive. Just not so much that I lied to anyone's face. It's more about what I didn't say.
Haley: Uh! Okay, there is a big difference between a lie, and a little white lie.
Brooke: Really.
Haley: Yeah.

Peyton: Okay. Wait, what white lie?
Haley: Nothing.
Brooke: Haley lied to Nathan!
Haley: Not exactly.
Brooke: Yes you did.
Peyton: About what?
Haley: Nothing.
Peyton: Haley.
Haley: [To Peyton] You know what? If we're talking about bad behavior, you might wanna sit this on out.
Peyton: What is that supposed to mean?
Haley: It's supposed to mean that Peyton's the one you should be looking at, not me.
Brooke: Why? She's not the one acting like a perfect little Stepford wife.

Anna: Why are you picking on Haley? She's throwing us a slumber party.
Brooke: Actually, she was throwing us a slumber party. You just butted in!
Peyton: Brooke, leave her alone!
Brooke: Why?
Haley: [to Peyton] What are you gonna do? Snort her? Listen, I didn't throw this slumber party for you. You threw it for yourself and you know it!
Brooke: Well, at least I didn't lie to my husband, about hanging out with Chris.
Peyton: Whoah!
Haley: Brooke...well, Peyton did cocaine with that Rick-guy.
Peyton: Haley!
Brooke: What!
Peyton: You had sex in her bed.
Anna: Okay...
Brooke: What is wrong with you! Crack-whore!
Peyton: Slut!
Brooke: Liar.

Brooke: So, thanks for breakfast... We should do this more often.
Lucas: Do what?
Brooke: Be friends.
Lucas: We are friends.
Brooke: Yeah, but we should BE friends.
Lucas: I'd like that.
Brooke: But no benefits.

Felix: Brooke, just talk to me. Just tell me how you feel. I know it's scary and I know you had a hard time with Lucas. But just tell me if you can show me your heart. Because if you do, I'll guard it with my life. Just say okay.
Brooke: Okay.

Come get the crabs at Carl's Crab Shack.

Brooke

Brooke: You're gonna help me?
Felix: Of course, Brooke. You're my girlfriend.
Brooke: Hmm, thanks.
Felix: Besides, I have to if we're ever going to have sex again.

[election speech] I thought I knew you. But I guess it's easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. You think you know me but you don't. And that means you don't know what I can do. You see me as someone who's popular and who has all the answers but that's not true. I may not always know what I'm doing but I'll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it, we all do, I promise I'll ask for your help. I can't do this alone, but if you'll take a chance on me, we can do great things together. I promise if you believe in me, I'll find the courage to reach for your every dream. John F. Kennedy said, "the courage of life is a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy. A man does what he must, in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures. And that is the basis of all morality."

Lucas: Oh, I think you got the wrong car.
Brooke: Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But you probably knew that. Can I tell you that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? You know it did.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.