One Tree Hill

Brooke Davis Quotes (Page 14)

Peyton: (reading text message) Honey Grove, Texas. Need ass.
Brooke: I don't get it; he left with Rachel, why would he need ass?
Lucas, Nathan and Skills: ASSISTANCE!
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: I guess now it's hoes over psychos.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peyton: Why did you come?
Brooke: We've been talking about senior prom since we are 8. I knew something was wrong.
Peyton: So you told someone you were coming?
Brooke: No, at least I came!
Peyton: You should have told
Brooke: That is your problem, you are so ungrateful.
Peyton: You're an idiot!
Brooke: Don't call me an idiot, bitch!
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Peyton: Are you ready for this Brooke Davis?
Brooke: Welcome to prom, P. Sawyer.
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Brooke: I have a lot of skeletons in my closet, and apparently half of them are naked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brooke: I'm the one with no prom dress, no boyfriend and a black eye, you get to go to prom with the boy you love, so you win. Why do you even care anymore?
Peyton: Why do I care? Brooke this has been one of the worst years of my life, and I needed my best friend now more then ever, but you, you cut me out of your life because I was honest with you, when you were never ever honest with me!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Haley: Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?
Chase: She was holding court in the living room.
Haley: Clothed or unclothed?
Brooke: Clothed, but it was about 10 minutes ago, so you never know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peyton: Your mom is gonna come in any second.
Lucas: She's working at the cafe, nobody's gonna walk in.
Brooke: Okay, my discomfort meter is pretty much pegged.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: Did you do something slutty?
Rachel: Let's just say I started the morning off with a bang.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brooke: What do virgins talk about?
Mouth: Oh, we like rainbows and kittens!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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