Burton "Gus" Guster Quotes (Page 5)
Season 6, Episode 11: "Heeeeere's Lassie!"
Lassiter: This door is really solid.
Gus: I think it's oak.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 10: "Indiana Shawn & The Temple of the Kinda Crappy Rusty Old Sword"
Gus: You intended to propose without telling me, you oldest and blackest friend?!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gus: If I had my playa phone right now, my celly would be blowin' up with calls.
• Rating: Unrated
Shawn: You're just jealous there were no black dudes in Raiders.
• Rating: Unrated
Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 9: "Neil Simon's Lover's Retreat"
Gus: Taking the lady on a spa vacation...whaaaaaat?! That's big time son.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gus [to Shawn]You are growing up right in front of my eyes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gus [to Lassiter]: Your girlfriend is gonna wish she stayed in jail. Don't you usually go see her on Saturdays?
• Rating: Unrated
Gus: We take our handheld entertainment very seriously.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 66