Butters Stotch Quotes
Season 16, Episode 13: "A Scause for Applause"
Butters: I asked preacher, what about the New Testament? And he says well you still should ought to read it, but you gonna need to put an asterisk next to Jesus' name when ever it comes up!
Cartman: So weak, dude. Dark times, brah. Dark times.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 16, Episode 11: "Going Native"
Butters: What? Really? But I thought I was totally jealous of him! He's just married to Jennifer Garner? Oh my gosh, i feel so much better!
Kenny: You do?
Butters: Yeah, huh. I like that Ben Affleck guy. He's a good filmmaker. C'mon Kenny, I guess I owe the kids at school an apology. Did you see Argo, Kenny? It's a pretty good movie. Ben Affleck has a lot going for him. Not everything, but a lot. Whoopee!
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: You shouldn't be able to be good-looking, and be with Jennifer Lopez, and be a good director! alright, alright, fine! Argo is a good movie! There, I admitted it! I told people it didn't hold up, but it holds up, gosh darn it! Ben Affleck has everything, grah!
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: But what does being Hawaiian have to do with me being like an emo chick on her period?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Butters: Why don't you shut up, Dad, and stick it in your ear for crying out loud!
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: You're all fake, and stuck up, and none of you have the courage to tell Jimmy his jokes aren't funny! The only kid here with a sense of dignity is Kenny, and the rest of you have heads up your butts!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 16, Episode 10: "Insecurity"
Stephen Stotch: Somebody who would have sex with Kyle's mom would have sex with just about anything!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 8: "Sarcastaball"
Butters: Boy, I just don't get football. Guess that's why I suck at it.
Stan: You don't suck at football, Butters. You suck at all sports.
Butters: That's true!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 16, Episode 5: "Butterballs"
Stan: Dude, did a bully take your lunch money again week?
Butters: Yeah.
Stan: That's the third day in a row, you gotta tell a teacher.
Butters: Nah, I'm not a tattle-tale.
Stan: Then write the principal an anonymous letter.
Butters: Nah, I'm not an Anonymous Andy.
Clyde: So just get a bigger bully to beat the bully up.
Butters: Nah, I don't want kids calling me kids calling me a cliche conflict resolution Kevin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 10: "Insheeption"
Butters: I'm like the mailman!
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
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