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Somebody who would have sex with Kyle's mom would have sex with just about anything!

Stephen Stotch

Butters: Boy, I just don't get football. Guess that's why I suck at it.
Stan: You don't suck at football, Butters. You suck at all sports.
Butters: That's true!

Stan: Dude, did a bully take your lunch money again week?
Butters: Yeah.
Stan: That's the third day in a row, you gotta tell a teacher.
Butters: Nah, I'm not a tattle-tale.
Stan: Then write the principal an anonymous letter.
Butters: Nah, I'm not an Anonymous Andy.
Clyde: So just get a bigger bully to beat the bully up.
Butters: Nah, I don't want kids calling me kids calling me a cliche conflict resolution Kevin.

I'm like the mailman!

What about the victims of 9/11? Their feelings matter for at least another ten months.

Mr. Stotch

All those ladies have stinky vaginas?

Hello, excuse me! I know that you NASCAR people don't have very much. So I went out and bought you all $58 worth of canned food and blankets! You're welcome! (runs off) I helped the needy!

I have to get to South Park. If you give me a ride I can pay you the four dollars I made at the titty bar.

(After being thrown out by the truck driver) He must like TGI Fridays.

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