Butters Stotch Quotes (Page 2)
Season 14, Episode 9: "It's a Jersey Thing"
Mr. Stotch: What about the victims of 9/11? Their feelings matter for at least another ten months.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 8: "Poor and Stupid"
Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Butters: Hello, excuse me! I know that you NASCAR people don't have very much. So I went out and bought you all $58 worth of canned food and blankets! You're welcome! (runs off) I helped the needy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 7: "Crippled Summer"
Butters: You're not the Towelie you used to be. Where you used to be fluffy and absorbent, now you are crusty and unable to absorb the smallest amount of waster.
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: Towelie had a girlfriend he really liked. Then she got pregnant and had a little wash cloth.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 5: "200"
Butters: How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 2: "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
Cartman: You were sleep walking again and dressed Sarah Jessica Parker in a moose suit and you left her in the forest and she got shot by a hunter.
Butters: What? Oh no.
Cartman: You're gonna have to come down and admit it was you.
Butters: I got her killed too? Owell, at least she was ugly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mr. Stotch: Butters, away from the window, you're being grounded.
Butters: Sorry dad. I was just being the voice of a generation.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "Butters' Very Own Episode"
Chorus: Everyone know it's Butters!
Butters: Well that's me!
• Rating: Unrated
Chris: Sometimes telling a little white lie is okay. Like when you catch your dad jacking off in a gay men's bathhouse.
Butters: Who's Jack?
• Rating: Unrated
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