Pretty Little Liars

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Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

Spencer: Hanna cannot be stumbling around the halls of school like she's on a bender in Cancun.
Caleb: Hey, what's wrong with Cancun? Don't knock it til you been there.

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

How much immoral support does Alison need?

If they ask, "who signed the Emancipation Proclamation?," I'll say Daniel Day Lewis.

She's probably eating popcorn and watching us play desperately seeking Mona.

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Now you want to go to Radley and ring the bell jar.

I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.

You're used to dealing with Rosewood's finest; they can't find their own nightsticks with both hands.

For the record, I am going to help you stop A, and I'm not asking for your permission.

Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.

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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.