Why are you bringing an industrial strength laptop along with you?


Have you really thought this through? That pageant world is squeaky clean and last week you were modeling a HAZMAT suit and pushing a barrel around with a liquefied friend in it.

Emily: Ali's going on trial for murder, she's trying to take us all down with her, and I keep trying to figure out if a girl is flirting with me or not.
Caleb: Well in the middle of a war, you have to remember what you're fighting for.

There is no right thing! It's either by the book or save our ass.

Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

Spencer: Hanna cannot be stumbling around the halls of school like she's on a bender in Cancun.
Caleb: Hey, what's wrong with Cancun? Don't knock it til you been there.

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

How much immoral support does Alison need?

If they ask, "who signed the Emancipation Proclamation?," I'll say Daniel Day Lewis.

She's probably eating popcorn and watching us play desperately seeking Mona.

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Now you want to go to Radley and ring the bell jar.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.


Stop looking at me like I'm the town pump.