Cameron Tucker Quotes (Page 10)
Season 2, Episode 10: "Dance Dance Revelation"
Cam: We'll be on her like white on rice... which might sound racist because we're white and she, presumably, like rice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Oh, the smiley face makes it okay! 'I waterboarded our toddler, LOL!'
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Mother Tucker"
Cam: Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Manny Get Your Gun"
Cam: You cheated on me with choreography and that is the worst kind.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Chirp"
Cam [on Lily having a normal childhood]: That gay cruise ship has sailed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: How was it a big day for Biscuit? How?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Halloween"
Cam: That's a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Really, Mitchell? The worst Halloween ever? You had squeaky thighs; I lost a childhood.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "Unplugged"
Cam: Well, my white-man name is Tucker. I am 1/16 Cherokee. Ready for child to soar like eagle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Disabled inter-racial lesbians? With an African-American kicker? I did not see that coming.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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