Cameron Tucker Quotes
Every home-improvement project we've undertaken has been a near-death experience.
I get it, you're terrfied of small talk and birds, you're just lucky that pigeon didn't want to chat you up about the weather.
Calm down, you know I grew up around many animals. One time a rooster attacked me and my mom rung its neck and we had it for dinner.
Cameron: It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk. Sidenote: We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark. Clark bought a big sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
He was a very nice man when we met him, but based on his recent letters I have a small fear he's become a war lord.
I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.
Cameron: Did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Mitchell: That was Phil. He had a Red Bull.
Dylan: I don't think we'd like the same music.
Cam: Because I'm gay and only like show tunes?
Dylan: Because you're old.
Cam: Well, that hurt more, Dylan.
Mitchell's new boss: Do you guys surf?
Cameron: Only for bargains on the Web!
Business partners, mergers and acquisitions. Just kidding, we're gay!