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Mitchell: Subtext: this is weird.
Cameron: I didn't hear any subtext.
Mitchell: Hear any now?

Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.

It's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away from love. It's the day you chase it down.

Oh sure, when you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody. It's like a high-five — it's a low two.

Cam: My dream for him is that one day, he'll be on the Supreme Court.
Mitchell: Why Cam?
Cam: So at parties I can tell people my partner is one of the Supremes.

Cameron: Don't tell me that was your first moon landing.
Jay: You have a name for it?!?

Cameron: I got all medieval on the florists.
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone, you said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Cameron: Excuse me, I said very displeased and I used my cowboy voice.

You guys look like a scene out of Jersey Boys.

I'm like a big runaway charity truck and Mitchell is my off-ramp full of safety gravel.

I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.

If I was home right now, I'd be mixing up a bathtub full of eggnog and trying to squeeze a greased hog into a Santa hat. You don't think I don't miss that?

Cameron: It's Christmas eve, you can't spend it in your car.
Santa Scott: That's really nice of you guys. Can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
Cameron: We're good.
Mitchell: So why don't you follow us to our house?
Cameron: In your house.

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Modern Family Quotes

I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.

Phil Dunphy

Just so you know sometimes when babies come this early, they're black.

Sal
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