Cameron Tucker Quotes
This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.
Cameron: Did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Mitchell: That was Phil. He had a Red Bull.
Dylan: I don't think we'd like the same music.
Cam: Because I'm gay and only like show tunes?
Dylan: Because you're old.
Cam: Well, that hurt more, Dylan.
Mitchell's new boss: Do you guys surf?
Cameron: Only for bargains on the Web!
Business partners, mergers and acquisitions. Just kidding, we're gay!
I can't pressure Mitchell. But I really, really, really just want him to get a job so I can go back to being a stay-at-home dad/trophy wife.
You're so cute when you're angry with you're little fists. I just want to put you in my pocket.
Oh man, if a spider would have broken in here, he would have been in trouble.
Gloria: This part of town, might be very rough, but the people here, Cameron, are the best!
Cameron: I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.
Cameron: I was nervous. There was a lot of different food on the menu, and on the floor and on the wall.
Mitchell: Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit?
Cameron: Were you there, Mitchell? Because I think I would have recognized the only other white or gay person.
Cameron [about him and Gloria]: On paper we should be good friends, one spicy curvy diva.
Mitchell: And Gloria.
Mitchell: I never went to sports games with him.
Cameron: Probably because you call them sports games. Lose the sports.