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Bones

Hodgins: We're at war with the CIA?
Cam: That's a little melodramatic.
Hodgins: They have killer robot drones, Cam. Read a newspaper.

His name is Arastoo Vaziri. And he is a good man. A generous man. And I love him.

Angela: You could be my lovely assistant...
Cam: If I wasn't your boss.

Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.

Either rats ate the rest of his underwear or I'd say our victim was a stripper.

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

Angela: You really are one of them, you know that?
Cam: Them?
Angela: The big brains who belong here. You just hide it. And you dress a lot better.

Bones: Certain is an absolute, Ms. Wick. You can't be mostly certain.
Cam: Mostly certain's good for me.

Cam: Found the head! In the toilet.
Booth: Okay, that's a rough way to be remembered.

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