Hodgins: Are you saying we aren't healthy because we work all the time?
Cam: Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Hodgins: We're at war with the CIA?
Cam: That's a little melodramatic.
Hodgins: They have killer robot drones, Cam. Read a newspaper.

His name is Arastoo Vaziri. And he is a good man. A generous man. And I love him.

Angela: You could be my lovely assistant...
Cam: If I wasn't your boss.

Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.

Either rats ate the rest of his underwear or I'd say our victim was a stripper.

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

Angela: You really are one of them, you know that?
Cam: Them?
Angela: The big brains who belong here. You just hide it. And you dress a lot better.

Bones: Certain is an absolute, Ms. Wick. You can't be mostly certain.
Cam: Mostly certain's good for me.

Cam: Found the head! In the toilet.
Booth: Okay, that's a rough way to be remembered.

Cam: I know this is hard.
Arastoo: Loving you is the easiest thing in my life right now. I'd like to boast to the world about it, but that's just my ego.

Cam: You can tell all of that just from a hand?
Bones: Extremities can be very informative.
Hodgins: Are you going to talk about the size of a man's feet now?

Bones Quotes

You told me my husband was dead. Angry doesn't begin to cover it.


Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones