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Carla Espinosa Quotes (Page 9)

Carla: I thought you were trying to kill me.
Janitor: I fought the urge.
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Carla: How did you get all these people to come down here?
Janitor: Fear.
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Jordan: Oh, I'm sorry sweetie! I didn't know you'd be so upset! I'll call her and tell her not to come! (Laughs) How weird would it be, if I was like that!
Carla: Totally!
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J.D.: When is this joyous occasion?
Dr. Cox: You're not invited.
J.D.: Oh, I see. Family only, everyone! That's how they're doin' it.
Carla: I'm going.
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Carla: Okay, so my cervical mucus is peaking, my temperature is slightly elevated, and these pillows will keep my vagina angled so that the semen can pool against my cervix.
Turk: Baby, that is some god-awful dirty talk.
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Turk: Angry sex is like a drug. I can't stop!
Carla: I'll be right out, I'm just fixing my hair.
Turk: Rake's in the closet, baby!
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Carla: Turk, we're making a baby. Let's get down to business.
Turk: Honey, I need to feel the heat! I need at least thirty minutes of foreplay - then, and only then, can I be fully ready... to make love to you.
Carla: Tyra Banks.
Turk: Uhhn.
Carla: There. You're ready.
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Carla: I paged you an hour ago!
Turk: I was in surgery.
Carla: Is that doughnut glaze on your cheek?
Turk: Guess we're not having sex, huh?
Carla: Oh, ho, ho, no. We're having sex. Get in there.
Turk: Wait, baby... I'm too full.
Carla: Now, Turk.
Turk: Man!
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Carla: Stupid jerk!
J.D.'s Narration: ...I never go to bed very, very mad...
Turk: Angry sex is awesome!
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Carla: Turk! I'm ready!
Turk(To reflection): All right. So angry sex is awesome. That's no reason to go down a bad road.
Turk(to Carla): Baby, you know what I miss? When your body was kickin'.
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