Favorite Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes
Juliet: You married a felon you helped put in jail.
Lassiter: Come on! Rehabilitated felon. Because the system works. At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab!
I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant.
You two are so breaking up over this.
Lassiter: This door is really solid.
Gus: I think it's oak.
Carlton: I have to know, will there be a hibiscus in this design.
McNab: There would be, if it was 2004. Psh, this guy!
You give me something to believe in even stronger than the NRA's code of ethics.
Juliet: That is cheating right?
Carlton: Absolutely.
That is a very unusual necklace, and it shows off you clavicle quite well...
I can't believe I am going to have to assassinate a public official.
You story, much like your lunchbox, smells a little fishy.
You two nimrods still have a lot of explaining to do.
Are you a prostitute?
