Lassiter: You saw him too, Guster?
Gus: No, But I see him now.

How hard did that guy hit you?

...I believe there is little to no room for interpretation in the United States Constitution...

Are you a prostitute?

That is a very unusual necklace, and it shows off you clavicle quite well...

What more do you need? I told you she's blonde, and pale, and beautiful and perfect. So get me a name and get me an address and get me some aspirin!

You put some sunglasses on!

My BABY!!!!

Lassiter: If you don't treat O'Hara with the respect she deserves, or you hurt her in any way, I will discharge my pistol.
Shawn: You're saying you'll shoot me?
Lassiter: Repeatedly.

Are you, Shawn Spencer, psychic?

Thanks for sharing, Spencer. Wow, you really put the 'me' in team.

Lassiter [to Shawn]

Shawn:I am seeing a woman.
Lassiter: Can you tell me her name? Or is it a secret?

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.