Carrie Bradshaw Quotes (Page 31)
Season 2, Episode 6: "The Cheating Curve"
Samantha: Nobody told me it was B.Y.O man?
Carrie: What did you expect? It's a lesbian art show.
Samantha: I know but don't straight guys usually follow them around to see what they're gonna do?
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Charlotte: I can't believe he had the nerve to stand there kissing that woman and still pretend he wasn't cheating on me.
Carrie: Maybe he doesn't consider kissing cheating.
Samantha: Oh, come on it was only your second date.
Charlotte: So, doesn't that still guarantee me fidelity until the end of the evening?
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Big: I can tell you one thing, I sure did miss you, officially.
Carrie: Did you cry?
Big: No, but I did listen to a hellava lot of Sinatra.
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Carrie: Well, I think maybe there's a cheating curve. That someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.
Miranda: That's moral relativism!
Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
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Carrie: (to self) I wanted to tell him that I was afraid he could never love me the way I wanted to be loved. I was afraid that maybe he didn't really have the capacity to love anyone but himself. I was afraid that given the chance, he'd break my heart again. But I cheated and just said, (outloud) "I guess I was afraid."
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Season 2, Episode 5: "Four Women and a Funeral"
Samantha: The widower thing is a definite no no.
Charlotte: Why?
Carrie: The dead wife factor.
Samantha: It doesn't matter how much of a bitch she was alive, now that's she's dead you're the bitch who can't live up to her.
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Carrie: I just got back from a funeral.
Big: And, you thought of me, I'm flattered.
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Carrie: So how was the sex?
Charlotte: Amazing, it was like Liz was looking over us, giving us her blessing.
Carrie: Threesome in absentia.
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Miranda: Are you saying you f**ked him back to life?
Charlotte: In a way, yes.
Carrie: Man, you're good.
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Season 2, Episode 4: "They Shoot Single People, Don't They?"
Carrie: I could not get a cab.
Stanford: So what do you do, grab onto a bumper and let one drag you here?
Carrie: Stop, I was up all night. I need a coffee the size of my head.
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