Carrie: You're a runner now, huh?
Saul: Yeah.
Carrie: Since when?
Saul: Since Mira filed for divorce.

Let's face it Kevin. There are people who try to commit suicide for attention and then there are people who really wanna f*ckin' die. Like me and you.

Patti

Nora: Is she asleep?
Jill: Yeah. I couldn't find the box that had the books in it so I made up a story.
Nora: Did it have a happy ending?
Jill: What kid of a suck fuck do you think I am?

I was scared, Kevin, scared that when I caught him, it would be over. He would leave me. But, I needed to see, to know. So, I got out of my car, walked over to the room, and I took a peek. There was Neil, buck naked, and some woman. She had her shirt on. That was it. She was taking a shit on him, Kevin. A shit. I was married to that asshole for 17 years and never once did he ask me shit on him. Laurie ever tell you about that? She was my shrink for a long time. I always whether that doctor/patient confidentiality thing was bullshit.

Patti

Lucky duck. Looks like you framed someone without even trying.

Patti

I know exactly where your phone is. I know exactly what happened to those girls, too. All you have to do is ask.

Patti

You are telling me that someone I trust more than I've ever trusted anyone is trying to kill me, and I'm just supposed to accept that, no questions asked? Spend my life on the run, give up my daughter? Quinn, I have to know!

Carrie: How did you feel when you had to leave your kid?
Quinn: Not everyone's fit to be a parent.

Nora: Are you OK?
Ericka: Evie didn't come home last night. She was out with her friends, and they're gone too.
Nora: Gone?

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Carrie: This is not me anymore! None of it.
Jonas: I don't know how you live with yourself.

Carrie: The point is that the meds have saved my life, literally, but something is lost, too.
Jonas: The elation.
Carrie: It's more than that. There's this window, when you've got all this crazy energy, but you're still lucid, you're still making sense and that's always when I did my best work.

Jonas: You want to go off your meds now to figure this out?
Carrie: No. I've already gone off them. Three days ago.

Homeland Quotes

There's a theory, men secretly fear their wives are crazy and women secretly fear their husbands are losers.

Martha

How do you know what tea I drink?

Brody