Carter Pewterschmidt Quotes
Season 11, Episode 8: "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"
Carter: Magic baby? What does he do? Card tricks? Rabbit in the hat? Will he let someone in the audience punch him in the stomach? I'd like to punch a baby in the stomach.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 21: "Tea Peter"
Carter: The government wants to tell you how many children you can have!
Herbert: What? No!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 9: "Grumpy Old Man"
Peter: "And tell the African-American elevator employee that he can stop wearing gloves."
Carter: "Why don't you just tell him that he can sleep with my wife too!"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Carter: "Hey Quandry."
Quagmire: "No, no it's Quagmire."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 19: "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
Carter: If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.
Chris: Oh yea? You and what lightning hands?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 15: "Brothers & Sisters"
Carter Pewterschmidt: Good luck. I hope you like weird boobs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 3: "Welcome Back Carter"
Carter: Now let's kiss while the camera pans over to the drapes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 9: "Business Guy"
Peter: It sure was nice for you to invite us out on your yacht, mr Pewterschmidt.
Carter: It's not a boat, it's a yacht. Oh sorry, I thought you said boat.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 6: "Padre de Familia"
Carter: What's going on here?
Peter: We're taking what's ours! Actually, we're taking what's yours, but we don't think you deserve it, so we're calling it ours and taking it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 1: "Blue Harvest"
Chris (Luke): One of these days, I'm just gonna take off and join the Rebellion whether you like it or not.
Barbara Pewterschmidt (Aunt Beru): Over my burnt carcass.
• Rating: Unrated
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