Carter Pewterschmidt Quotes
Season 10, Episode 21: "Tea Peter"
Carter: The government wants to tell you how many children you can have!
Herbert: What? No!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 9: "Grumpy Old Man"
Peter: "And tell the African-American elevator employee that he can stop wearing gloves."
Carter: "Why don't you just tell him that he can sleep with my wife too!"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Carter: "Hey Quandry."
Quagmire: "No, no it's Quagmire."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 19: "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
Carter: If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.
Chris: Oh yea? You and what lightning hands?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 15: "Brothers & Sisters"
Carter Pewterschmidt: Good luck. I hope you like weird boobs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 3: "Welcome Back Carter"
Carter: Now let's kiss while the camera pans over to the drapes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 9: "Business Guy"
Peter: It sure was nice for you to invite us out on your yacht, mr Pewterschmidt.
Carter: It's not a boat, it's a yacht. Oh sorry, I thought you said boat.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 6: "Padre de Familia"
Carter: What's going on here?
Peter: We're taking what's ours! Actually, we're taking what's yours, but we don't think you deserve it, so we're calling it ours and taking it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 1: "Blue Harvest"
Chris (Luke): One of these days, I'm just gonna take off and join the Rebellion whether you like it or not.
Barbara Pewterschmidt (Aunt Beru): Over my burnt carcass.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 16: "No Chris Left Behind"
Carter Pewterschmidt: Chris, welcome to the Skull and Bones Society. This is where the most powerful men in the world are groomed for their futures. Every president, every CEO, every douchebag named Ryan Seacrest.
• Rating: Unrated
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