Lois [on the phone with her father]: Daddy? It's me, Lois. Carter: Oh hello, pumpkin. Did I miss your piano recital? Lois: No Daddy, I'm in my forties. Carter: Oh God!
Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong. Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter
