Ryan: I just want less Baze in our lives - does that make me a bad guy?
Cate: That makes you like the rest of us.

I'll be right back - I can't do morning sex with morning breath.

(to Baze) I don't get it - people just like you.

I don't know how many times I can keep saying I am trying.

Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.

Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.

So if a guy is thirty and single he has standards and if a girl is thirty and single she has issues.

Screw em - just screw all of em.

I know she's a teenager, but is she suppose to hate me that fast?

Who has an inflatable sheep? Its like your trying to be that stupid.

He has the mental capacity of a nine year old.

Ryan: You threw a remote at my head last night.
Cate: Threw is strong. I tossed it.

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux