Cece Meyers Quotes
Season 2, Episode 23: "Virgins"
Cece: I thought I threw that thing out the window.
Schmidt: That only made it stronger.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "Quick Hardening Caulk"
Cece: The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "TinFinity"
Cece: I used to just think if I was proposed to I would notice it was happening.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Table 34"
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Pepperwood"
Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh like your barnacle toenails?
• Rating: Unrated
Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Halloween"
Cece: I know you have more costumes in your closet.
Schmidt: Those costumes are for Purim.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 24: "See Ya"
Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 16