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Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?

Cece: I thought I threw that thing out the window.
Schmidt: That only made it stronger.

The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.

I used to just think if I was proposed to I would notice it was happening.

Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?

Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.

Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.

Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh like your barnacle toenails?

Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.

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