Popular Cece Meyers Quotes
The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.
Schmidt: CeCe, are you pregnant?
CeCe: I don't know. We have to wait for the test results, but I'm late.
Schmidt: We made a caramel miracle!
Cece: I know you have more costumes in your closet.
Schmidt: Those costumes are for Purim.
CeCe: Make sure you use protection.
Schmidt: CeCe, she's a foreigner. What do you think I am? An idiot?
CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".
Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.
Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.
Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.
Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh like your barnacle toenails?
Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
Nadia: Jew in the couch!
CeCe: Nadia, American manners!
Nadia: Sorry. Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.