Liz: I'm 42, Cerie.
Cerie: I don't know what that is.

Sorry Liz, I'm not even sure if they serve brunch after...the 90s.

Like Carroll O'Connor, from Nick at Nite!

Well it was off for awhile because my fiance was on his dad's yacht and got captured by pirates, but now, thanks to the A-Team, he's back.

The bridesmaids are you guys, Andy Roddick's wife, my Dutch cousins, and Penelope Cruz's hotter sister Monica.

As a frequent receiver of drunk messages, they are not cute. Even when they're from Liz.

[to Liz] Oh, he called about your lunch but I told him you had already eaten a weird panini.

Liz: Do I look OK?
Cerie: That's exactly how you look.

Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.

[to Liz] They want you on the 7th hour of The Today Show.

[to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.

Cerie: Guess what, everyone? I'm engaged!
Frank: Hey, this isn't going to change the way you dress or eat lollipops, is it?
Cerie: No.
Frank: Oh, then, congratulations.

30 Rock Quotes

Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
Jack: With my eyes closed.

Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.