Liz: I'm 42, Cerie.
Cerie: I don't know what that is.

Sorry Liz, I'm not even sure if they serve brunch after...the 90s.

Like Carroll O'Connor, from Nick at Nite!

Well it was off for awhile because my fiance was on his dad's yacht and got captured by pirates, but now, thanks to the A-Team, he's back.

The bridesmaids are you guys, Andy Roddick's wife, my Dutch cousins, and Penelope Cruz's hotter sister Monica.

As a frequent receiver of drunk messages, they are not cute. Even when they're from Liz.

[to Liz] Oh, he called about your lunch but I told him you had already eaten a weird panini.

Liz: Do I look OK?
Cerie: That's exactly how you look.

Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.

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