Charlotte "Chuck" Charles Quotes (Page 3)
Season 1, Episode 7: "Smell of Success"
Olive: (watching TV) Look there's the killer.
(Oscar walks into The Pie Hole)
Chuck: Look, there's the killer.
Olive: Oh, lord.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 6: "Bitches"
Ned: The only reason I didn't tell you is because it didn't mean anything. Lots of stuff happens in the course of a day that I don't bother sharing. For instance, yesterday's four-berry pie was actually three and a half because I ran out of cranberries. I didn't tell you that.
Chuck: Actually you did. You asked if orange counted as a berry and I said it didn't, but no one had to know but us.
Ned: I like that you said "us."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ned: You're the only one for me.
Chuck: I know you feel that now, but there are things you want, there's things we both want.
Ned: So? Everyone wants stuff. We wake up everyday with a list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them doesn't mean we need them to be happy.
Chuck: What do you need to be happy?
Ned: You.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: (to Ned) I'm going to hug Digby and pretend that he's you.
• Rating: Unrated
Chuck: I love a good "although."
Olive: Me too.
• Rating: Unrated
Chuck: were you watching me sleep?
Ned: No... yes... well, I was waiting for you to wake up and in the process of waiting I was, yes, watching you sleep.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "Girth"
Emerson: There's a legless skeleton of a horse in John Jacobs tomb, and Olive knows you're dead.
Chuck: First of all, huh? And secondly, Olive thinks that I faked my death which is completely different to knowing that I'm dead.
Emerson: Yeah, different like purple and mauve.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: (about John Joseph Jacobs) What if he changes when his blood sugar drops?
Olive Like a hypoglycemic werewolf!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Emerson: You can't die of evilness.
Chuck: Happens all the time you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.
Olive: Or Bang! You're not really dead you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Emerson: Or Bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: Where've you been?
Ned: Not important.
Chuck: It's important to me. I missed you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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