Pushing Daisies

Charlotte "Chuck" Charles Quotes (Page 6)

Chuck: I don't know anything about you since you were nine.
Ned: Well, it's pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.
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Emerson: (panicking) Can't this car go any faster?!
Chuck: Some car of the future this is!
Ned: I thought cars of the future were supposed to fly! What the hell happened to flying cars
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Chuck: You love secrets. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.
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Chuck: Shotgun!
Ned: Chuck!
Chuck: I hate the back.
Ned: Dead. Again. Forever.
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Chuck: One of these dummies is not like the others.
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Chuck: We'll cushion the blow.
Ned: Not a big fan of the blow.
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Chuck: Isn't that what a PI is supposed to do, investigate? Isn't that the fun part?
Emerson: The fun part is counting my money in the bubble bath.
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Chuck: This is such a small cheese box.
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Chuck: I’ve been ruminating and by ruminating I mean pondering, not chewing cud. How about we solve my murder and collect the reward? Wouldn’t that be poetic? Certainly an anecdote.
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Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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