Charlotte King Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 9: "Know When to Fold"
Charlotte: (to Cooper) Your paranoia is contagious. Let's get this done. I have sticks and I intend to pee on them. And if your boys swam through my weeds and got me pregnant, I'm gonna make you suffer every step of the way.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 7: "Tempting Faith"
Charlotte (to Cooper who is lying on his bed): I've brought you a present. {She reveals the chocolate paint on her body) It's all edible. In fact that's chocolate frosting you're staring at. Bon appetit. You want me to melt?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Serving Two Masters"
Violet: You're opening a practice here? What about Cooper?
Charlotte: This has nothing to do with him.
Violet: He's your boyfriend.
Charlotte: This is business and Cooper is personal.
Violet: It's not that simple.
Charlotte: Maybe not for you but I am not a therapist. I don't have to talk about my feelings until everyone else's ears bleed.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 3: "Nothing to Talk About"
Cooper (sarcastically): You're in a good mood?!
Charlotte: Your Montgomery's a real star. Cash cow for me today. Really made me look good.
Cooper (sarcastically): I'm glad someone does.
Charlotte: Stop moping! I don't like moping sex!
Cooper: I have a kid with a big head. Turns out he has nothing wrong with him, except he's gonna be mocked, ridiculed and looked down upon for the rest of his life.
Charlotte: And that's your fault?
Cooper: No, that's me. I'm the one who doesn't fit in, who's gonna be first out of the practice just because they don't want me on the team anymore. I'm the big head kid!
Cooper: Oh my God! You are pathetic. You are crazy and pathetic. Big head's not a problem. It's a virtue, moron. You know who had a big head?! Lincoln, JFK, Elvis, Einstein... plenty of people have big heads and they don't sit and mope that they have a big head. So don't you sit and mope that you're a pediatrician. Do your job, do it well, and screw everyone else. You're the big head kid. More power to ya!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "A Family Thing"
Charlotte: I miss the good old days. When life and death was decided by God instead of doctors.
Violet: Well, we'll be out of jobs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "In Which Dell Finds His Fight"
(Charlotte and Cooper are lying in bed after having sex)
Coop: So, are we dating?
Charlotte: If dirty sex on a regular basis is dating, then... yeah.
Coop: Okay, good... Does that mean I get to be on top?
Charlotte: Never.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 3: "In Which Sam Receives an Unexpected Visitor"
Dr. Charlotte King: This hospital's been 124 years building this reputation. I'm not gonna ruin that by chatting with you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Addison: I'll get you a tissue
Dr. Charlotte King: I'm fine
Addison: It's okay. It's been a big day
Dr. Charlotte King: Montgomery, I’m chief to over 200 physicians. You call this big day? This place is making you soft.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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