Charlotte : What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda : I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.
Courtney [showing Carrie her book cover] : Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.
Carrie : I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.

I hate his name, Harry, because he is, everywhere but his head.

Harry:It drives me crazy when you say my name!
Charlotte:Well then I am definately gonna stop saying it!

Samantha: I'm back with Richard.
Charlotte: Richard whose death we've been plotting?

Samantha: Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic.
Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte: Hi, Samantha!

Samantha: This love stuff is a motherfucka.
Charlotte: Did you just say love?

Charlotte: Miranda had a boy!
Samantha: Just what the world needs, another man.

Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!

Charlotte: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It wasn't a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby!
Miranda: Well, then you know it's safe.

Charlotte: Don't talk to my friends like that! Without a baby they're all I have!
Trey: And what am I?!
Charlotte: You are the man who gave me a cardboard baby!
Trey: It...was...funny!!
Charlotte: NO IT WASN'T!!!

Why don't we just sit around and wait for a stork?

Charlotte

They were supposed to say, "I'm sorry for your loss," not "You're dead, let's disco..."

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I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it, and chair committees, and write thank you notes, and I can't feel bad about that.

Carrie

It's hard to find people who would love you no matter what. I was lucky enough to find three of them.

Carrie
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