Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Ray: Is this Brett's blood?
Cheryl: Ugh no, just the same type. We had to fudge it a little on the stains, some of which actually were fudge
Pam: And some of which merely resembled it

Cheryl: You're all jealous of my fall-back career!"
Pam: As what, an ACTUAL acorn?

You really spent your entire inheritence on the poors?

Archer: How many times do I have to apologize?
Cheryl: Just once would be nice.
Archer: Uh, no.

Clean the secretly gay for Lucas Troy out of your ears.

Cheryl: Think about someone else for once in your life.
Lana: And that's her saying that.

It has to be your place. Mine totally reeks of ocelot piss.

Krieger: I needed help disseminating him.
Cheryl: Eww!
Pam: Not what it means.
Lana: Still pretty gross though.

Lana: Someone is trying to frame Malory for assassinating the prime minister of Italy.
Cheryl: Ooh I bet it's that wicked king.

Malory: Who taught you to drive?
Cheryl: This guy I know called my dead father.

Archer: Does no one seriously no what today is?
Pam: Tuesday?
Cheryl: The rapture?

Archer Quotes

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?