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Steve McGarrett: I'm thinking these five guys are government agents, and the killer is their rendition suspect--someone resourceful enough to be able to kill five feds and then land a jet.
Chin Ho Kelly: That's a serious national security threat.
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, and now he's loose on the island.

Steve McGarrett: You know the good thing about hair? It grows back.
Chin Ho Kelly: If you're lucky.

Chin Ho Kelly: That was Wo Fat. Wo Fat is a ruthless son of a bitch. W-can I say that on TV?
Savannah Walker: You already did.

Chin Ho Kelly: Better call your insurance agent from the car.
Kono Kalakaua: Tell him you want full coverage.
Savannah Walker: You're kidding, right? They're kidding, right?

Savannah Walker: If you weren't a cop, what would you be?
Chin Ho Kelly: Jazz trumpet.
Savannah Walker: Really? Like Miles Davis?
Chin Ho Kelly: Well, there's only one Miles Davis. Maybe that's why I became a cop.

Sang Min: You must have been a bad boy to end up here, lieutenant.
Chin Ho Kelly: I didn't do anything.
Sang Min: Yeah, that's what we all say.

Chin Ho Kelly: Who put me in here?
Sang Min: Someone who wants you to suffer before you die.

Chin: I reached out to an FBI contact that recommends we try vascular mapping.
Steve: What is it?
Chin: It's when you isolate a suspect vain pattern and running it against the Federal database, just like a fingerprint.

Max: If your excuse me, I'm short one right arm
Chin Ho: Right behind ya.
Max: Oh, [spots arm] Mahalo

Callen: I can see the attraction of living here.
Danny: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Chin Ho: That's the nicest thing Danny's ever said about this place.
Danny: I didn't mean it.

Danny: We are going to take a page from McGarrett's playbook.
Chin Ho: What do you mean by that?
Danny: You take the playbook, and set it on fire.

Danny: We got a print; the guy is in the system. His name is Dracul Comescu
Chin Ho: Who the hell is that?
Danny: He's not a vampire; I thought the very same thing.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

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Steve: That guy was only going to talk under fear of death?
Danny: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!

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