Christina [talking to herself in mirror]: Hello Mrs Matt DamonBetty: Are you doing the Matt Damon thing again?
Christina: I'll give you a Bourne ultimatum
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[after Christina open's Fey's safe]
Amanda: Ooh what's in there? I want money and jewelry.
Christina: It looks like her diary
Amanda: Eww, reading. What else is there?
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Christina: Back in Scotland I have a husband
Amanda: Oh, you just got 10% more interesting
Christina: He's an insurance auditor
Amanda: Okay, 5%
Christina: Believe me, it's less
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[referring to Christina finding the love dungeon]
Amanda: and now my special place is ruined
Christina: Oh please, your special place was ruined years ago
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Marc: But just so you know, I'll be bringing my own hag.
[Marc sees Christina]
Marc: or should I say haggis. Polish off your best kilt, C, we're going to a party!
Christina: Oh, sod off.
Marc: We're still finding our rhythm.
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Betty [referring to Henry and Charlie]: How could he leave with her?
Christina: Maybe that twit pepper scrambled his brains
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Betty: I know you believe in all this chivalry stuff, but you don't have to defend my honor
Henry: Yes, I do. Don't forget your crown
[Henry places crown on Betty's head]
Christina: Romantic little banger isn't he?
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[Christina comes back with two shots...]
Christina: She needs the money for her father
[after seeing the look she's given, Christina does both shots]
Christina: Oh look at that, we're all out of drinks
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Christina: Alright Betty, the sooner you tackle that horsey, the sooner I can tackle something in a codpiece.
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Betty: Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet?
Christina: I think people just want to get drunk.
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Total Quotes: 39
