Christina: We're going to have to find something safer [than chainmail] for the baby to wear...like maybe a plastic bag• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of thanksgiving yet to come
Christina: I see an old woman all alone at a thanksgiving table set for one
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Christina: This isn't too bad, this little tart and number
Wilhelmina: Then you wear it, I'm sure you'll be a big hit at the next convention
Christina: Oh I like this, this is perfect for your witch meeting at the covenant
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Christina: You can go to Atlantic City any time you want... go to the nearest retirement home and get on the first bus that goes off
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Betty: This can be the answer to my family's problems...
Christina: That's what they say in the movies... then they have to kill someone... or sleep with someone... or both
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Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancake
Betty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes
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Christina: Leave [justin] here he's having fun, he's alright
Betty: Really?
Christina: Besides I got some elf costumes to try on later and little people make me nervous
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Christina: I had a piece of your hair tested. They found Oxycontin and heroine. It's like Rush Limbaugh and Amy Winehouse fornicated and had you.
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Betty: But I'm working for Wilhemnia.
Christina: I know, The wicked witch of the east side.
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Total Quotes: 39
