Season 1, Episode 11: "Swag"
Christina [referring to Wilhelmina and Marc]: The witch and the flying monkey set you up• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 10: "Fake Plastic Snow"
Christina [on Santa's lap]: a heart for Wilhelmina, courage for Marc, and a brain for Amanda• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 9: "Lose the Boss"
Christina: We're going to have to find something safer [than chainmail] for the baby to wear...like maybe a plastic bag• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 8: "Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral"
Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of thanksgiving yet to comeChristina: I see an old woman all alone at a thanksgiving table set for one
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Season 1, Episode 7: "After Hours"
Christina: This isn't too bad, this little tart and numberWilhelmina: Then you wear it, I'm sure you'll be a big hit at the next convention
Christina: Oh I like this, this is perfect for your witch meeting at the covenant
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Christina: You can go to Atlantic City any time you want... go to the nearest retirement home and get on the first bus that goes off
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Season 1, Episode 6: "Trust, Lust, and Must"
Betty: This can be the answer to my family's problems...Christina: That's what they say in the movies... then they have to kill someone... or sleep with someone... or both
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Season 1, Episode 5: "The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe"
Christina: He might turn out the be the first pancakeBetty: The what?
Christina: The practice one, the one you throw away
Betty: I don't throw awake pancakes
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Fey's Sleigh Ride"
Christina: Leave [justin] here he's having fun, he's alrightBetty: Really?
Christina: Besides I got some elf costumes to try on later and little people make me nervous
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