What could possibly be so important that you misplaced? Your viagra?

Chuck: Dad?
Bart: Oh my god.

Chuck: After everything we've been through, there's no room for secrets. Nor should there be. Whatever it is, you can tell me, Blair. It's just us here. You and me.
Blair: I think once everyone is gone, and it's quiet, you need to go back into that house.

Chuck: Are you my father? Answer me.
Jack: Are you sure you really want to know.

Jack: Chuck, I'd love to chat but I'm late for something very important.
Chuck: You're not going anywhere until I get some answers.
Jack: Unfortunately it's fairly time sensitive so if you could please get out of the way.
Chuck: Diana Payne isn't my mother.
Jack: Sure she is.
Chuck: Admit it. You're the one that's been behind the lies all these years.
Jack: Why do you have to be so melodramatic about everything?
Chuck: Tell the truth Jack. For once in your life, it's time.

Chuck: Jack.
Jack Bass: Hello Chuck.

Chuck: Diana lied to me. She's not my mother. I think she's covering for my father. Well, my real father Jack.
Serena: Chuck, I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Chuck: That book is the only chance I have at tracking Jack down.
Serena: Well what can I do?
Blair: Be with us, not against us.
Serena: You have me, one hundred percent.

Chuck: Looks like we might have a lead thanks to Blair's powers of observation.
Blair: But unfortunately the entire clue trail hangs by the flimsiest of threads. Nate's long term memory.

Blair: Apologies. I just needed a few minutes to get into character. If you want to think like Diana Payne, you have to become Diana Payne. {in a British accent} Cheers. Thanks a lot. You're adorable. Spectator.
Chuck: Regardless of whether we find Jack, I can't tell you how glad I am at this moment that Diana isn't really my mother.
Blair: Hand me the book.

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