Chuck Bass Quotes (Page 26)
Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Chuck: Your holiday paranoia knows no bounds.
Blair: Precedence is not paranoia.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
Chuck: Be careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you come down the rabbit hole, it's going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions to drag you back out.
Jenny: So what, you're going to walk me to my room and make sure I don't get in any trouble?
Chuck: Try not to run into any Euro dealers in the kitchen.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Damien: Dude. You're overreacting. The lady said she's fine.
Chuck: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Chuck: Do you really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues? It's for Nate.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Chuck: [on intercom] If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Nate: What are Blair and Serena fighting about this time?
Chuck: Basically about how each one loves the other more than the other loves her.
Nate: Can you even fight about that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
Blair: I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are you still dressed?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II"
Chuck: Look, you think anyone goes to the Mercer for the maid service? They go because they want to see Russell Crowe throw a hissy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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