Season 2, Episode 19: "The Grandfather"
Chuck: Looks like Polanski's in town.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Yale, the only thing she wanted more than me. That would be painful.
Serena: Chuck, she's embarrassed, so we've gotta give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck: Maybe I could lick them for her.
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Season 2, Episode 17: "Carrnal Knowledge"
Nate: You're not still thinking about that girl are you?Chuck: Her name is Elle. If you must know, I'm late for my chiropractor. Makes the Kama Sutra feel new again.
Nate: Nice to see you moving on.
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Nate: So, the Ultimate Gentlemen's Club was here? Because this place reminds me my aunt's house.
Chuck: This was the place. I know it.
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Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!"
Chuck: If your people don't come up with anything, maybe we can try #26.Lily: (reading) Crash Jack in plane. The Bass jet is kind of expensive, Charles.
Chuck: There's insurance.
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Lily: Did you really try to send him anthrax through the mail?
Chuck: The black market's not what it used to be.
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Chuck: (to Lily) I can't believe you. You're actually going to take your half-price hustler out on the town tonight.
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Chuck: (on phone) No I told you, under 18 and I want verification. I don't care where you have to import them from, I want them young and unstable.
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Lily: Charles, I didn't expect to see you today!
Chuck: Or ever, if it had may way.
Lily: Yes, well. I missed you too.
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Chuck: (Lily) I'm trying to do something. I really wanted to do it on my own, but that's not working. I'm thinking you are the only person left that can help. What do you say?
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