Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!"
Lily: Charles, I didn't expect to see you today!Chuck: Or ever, if it had may way.
Lily: Yes, well. I missed you too.
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Chuck: (Lily) I'm trying to do something. I really wanted to do it on my own, but that's not working. I'm thinking you are the only person left that can help. What do you say?
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Lily: (re: Jack) The bastard is untouchable.
Chuck: What shall we do?
Lily: Time to get dirty. I'm all yours.
Chuck: Let me educate you.
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Chuck: (to Lily) You say you want to be family. But if you really meant it, you wouldn't parade your mistress in public. You'd have some tact, some respect.
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Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will"
Chuck: I'm sorry. I screwed up.Blair: It's too late, Chuck. I stood by you through all of this but I can't watch you self-destruct any longer.
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Chuck: You're my only family. How could you do this to me?
Jack: You did it to yourself. Clearly I was right and you weren't ready.
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Chuck: I don't need your help. Stop trying to play the wife.
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Blair: (reading the letter) Dear Son, I know I've always been hard on you—
Chuck: True.
Blair: —but my goal was always to prepare you for this day. To help you go from being a boy to a man.
Chuck: An Italian au pere took care of that.
Blair: Chuck, please. Sadly, there is nothing like the passing of a father to aid in this rite of passage for his son. Ultimately I do feel that I did my job and you are prepared for this next chapter of your life. Therefore I am bequeathing to you the majority share of Bass Industries.
Chuck: Surely that's a mistake.
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Lawyer: Are you comfortable with this?
Chuck: Curfew?
Jack: None.
Chuck: Girls sleeping over?
Jack: Yes, please.
Chuck: I'll allow it.
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Jack: Why would he leave Bass Industries to you, a teenager who can't his pecker in his pants for more than 24 hours.
Chuck: At least I can keep it in service for more than five minutes.
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Total Quotes: 266
