Favorite Claire Meade Quotes
Betty: Mrs Meade, did you shop lift?
Claire: It's not shoplifting if you can afford the item but don't have the funds on you
Betty: Wait, what? I think that is shoplifting
Claire: I spent the entire time being groped by perverts in Montmarte
Betty: Oh, I'm sorry
Claire: Why? The French still appreciate something finely aged
I'm not letting my daughter's life be in the hands of 12 people that were too lazy or too stupid to get out of jury duty
I would never do anything to embarrass you. Let me show you Daniel's baby pictures. He doesn't the cutest thing in the tub
I almost shot him one Christmas in Ann Arbor. Thank god it was me that was loaded and not the gun
Bradford: You're bombed aren't you?
Claire: It's just a little cough medicine... cough.. cough
Betty: I'm worried about him he's focusing all his energies on work and avoiding his feelings
Claire: On the spectrum of our family vices, work is a lot healthier than murder
Betty: Hmm... that's true
Do you think our grandchild will have a Spanish name like... Paco?
Claire: Who are you?
Betty: I'm Betty Suarez, I'm Daniel's assistant
Claire: I'm Claire Meade, Daniel's mother, I win
Betty: Let's take the stairs, it'll get the toxins out
Claire: I like my toxins.. with two olives
I didn't pass out in a Mexican whore house again did I?
Hello I'm Claire, Daniel's recovering alcoholic mother
