Claire: You do know I'm ordering the Veal Marsala and it's made with wine
Daniel: And the alcohol burns off
Claire: Then give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done

I'm not letting my daughter's life be in the hands of 12 people that were too lazy or too stupid to get out of jury duty

Hello I'm Claire, Daniel's recovering alcoholic mother

I would never do anything to embarrass you. Let me show you Daniel's baby pictures. He doesn't the cutest thing in the tub

I almost shot him one Christmas in Ann Arbor. Thank god it was me that was loaded and not the gun

Bradford: You're bombed aren't you?
Claire: It's just a little cough medicine... cough.. cough

Do you think our grandchild will have a Spanish name like... Paco?

Betty: I'm worried about him he's focusing all his energies on work and avoiding his feelings
Claire: On the spectrum of our family vices, work is a lot healthier than murder
Betty: Hmm... that's true

Claire: Who are you?
Betty: I'm Betty Suarez, I'm Daniel's assistant
Claire: I'm Claire Meade, Daniel's mother, I win

Betty: Let's take the stairs, it'll get the toxins out
Claire: I like my toxins.. with two olives

I didn't pass out in a Mexican whore house again did I?

Alexis: I accidentally opened up a piece of Daniel's mail
Claire: Darling, given what we're dealing with I think Daniel is going to overlook that
Alexis: No he won't, it was a paternity test
Clarie: I don't understand
Alexis: Daniel isn't Daniel Jr's father... I am

Ugly Betty Quotes

I keep seeing you and Marc move up in the world and I feel like I am being left behind.

Amanda

My family is not your family, so let's turn that mustache upside down and go downstairs and finish dinner and then we'll be out of here

Marc