Claire Meade Quotes (Page 2)
Season 3, Episode 4: "Betty Suarez Land"
Claire: I'm not letting my daughter's life be in the hands of 12 people that were too lazy or too stupid to get out of jury duty
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Season 3, Episode 3: "Crimes of Fashion"
Alexis: I accidentally opened up a piece of Daniel's mail
Claire: Darling, given what we're dealing with I think Daniel is going to overlook that
Alexis: No he won't, it was a paternity test
Clarie: I don't understand
Alexis: Daniel isn't Daniel Jr's father... I am
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Season 1, Episode 21: "Secretaries' Day"
Claire: Please, this is cake. How many rehabs have I been through? At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.
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Season 1, Episode 18: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Claire: Cut the act Wilhelmina. I'm not Bradford or one of the other suits in that office that can be taken in by your collagen smile and plastic ass
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Claire: How'd you get in here, only family is allowed
Wilhelmina: I'm your incredibly tan sister.
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Season 1, Episode 17: "Icing on the Cake"
Claire: Betty, you're lying. With so many saints in your living room how can you lie like that?
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Ignacio: Mrs Meade, what do you take in your coffee?
Claire: With vodka and ice, hold the coffee
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Dr Farcus [to Betty]: You should stay away from the blueberry, it stains your teeth
Claire: Wow. You really can't follow this kind of chemistry
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[upon entering Betty's house...]
Claire: What a cute little house, I could put it in my pocket
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Claire: This is kidnapping
Daniel: You're not blindfolded in the trunk of a car, this is a deluxe suite in the Grand Regent...
Claire: It doesn't even have a park view, I might as well be tied to a chair having my ear sliced off
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