Ugly Betty

Claire Meade Quotes (Page 3)

Claire: How are [Alexis and Daniel]?
Betty: They're adjusting...
Claire: Betty..
Betty: It's like Cain and Abel.. if Abel was a woman... who used to be a man
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[Claire is looking at picture on Betty's cell phone]
Claire: It's a guy with no chin and permanent bed head
Betty: Oh that's Walter

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Claire: I didn't pass out in a Mexican whore house again did I?
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Betty: Let's take the stairs, it'll get the toxins out
Claire: I like my toxins.. with two olives
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Claire: Who are you?
Betty: I'm Betty Suarez, I'm Daniel's assistant
Claire: I'm Claire Meade, Daniel's mother, I win
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Claire: Do you think our grandchild will have a Spanish name like... Paco?
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Bradford: You're bombed aren't you?
Claire: It's just a little cough medicine... cough.. cough
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Claire [about Bradford]: I almost shot him one Christmas in Ann Arbor. Thank god it was me that was loaded and not the gun
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Claire: I would never do anything to embarrass you. Let me show you Daniel's baby pictures. He doesn't the cutest thing in the tub
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Claire: Hello I'm Claire, Daniel's recovering alcoholic mother
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