Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
Hunnie when I met you, you were a wedding DJ. By the way Spinderfella, looks like you still need to hit the grocery store.
Phil: Remember before we had kids and could just lie in bed all Saturday?
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?
Did you see that? When has your dad ever not wanted to pull Luke's finger. He's hurting.
Have you seen the way he looks at her? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
I was kind of the star of the evening. I got a huge laugh when I coined the phrase “shelf esteem.” Huh? Yeah? Okay, I’ll text it to Phil.
Claire: So I finally get out of the closet and there’s dad looking down on me.
Mitchell: Been there.
Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.
Wow so intense. I had no idea the kind of pressure you were under. Hunnie, I was just you for two hours, I could barely hold it together. I don’t know how you don’t have a meltdown everyday.
Is this what you’re gonna do with your life? Sleep late and take a selfie?
Do you see anything suspicious? Like smoke, or paraphernalia, or nachos?
Now there are pushy obnoxious moms, who try and get involved, nudge them towards one another...we mean well.
Gloria: This is fun for me. You're my stepdaughter.
Claire: I'm older than you.
