Claire Dunphy Quotes (Page 10)
Season 2, Episode 5: "Unplugged"
Claire: Don't take this the wrong way, but I have almost no faith in you.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Strangers on a Treadmill"
Claire: I hate it when you do that. You never heard of Troga? You never tried octopus? You never did this amazing thing I just discovered yesterday but I pretend like I've done my whole life?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "The Kiss"
Claire: Your kids don't need to know who you were before you had them; they need to know who you wish you were, and try to live up to that person. They're gonna fall short, but better they fall short of the fake you than the real you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "The Old Wagon"
Claire: Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now their driving, and soon we'll all be dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 24: "Family Portrait"
Claire: Quick, quick tell me something to say that will freak him out.
Haley: Tell him I'm pregnant!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 23: "Hawaii"
Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 22: "Airport"
Phil: You're such a great mother. Sometimes I wish you were my mother.
Claire: Oh gosh. I'm already queasy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 21: "Travels With Scout"
Phil: How did Scout get your bra?
Claire: Well, we were out on a date, and he has a really nice car, so — how do you think? He got it from the laundry basket.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: We're like two peas in a pod, or Siamese twins, a snake with two heads!
Claire: They've actually been all those things for Halloween.
• Rating: Unrated
Claire: No, I don't love the dog. I love my couch and the dog was looking at it like it was a giant sausage.
• Rating: Unrated
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