Claire Dunphy Quotes
Claire: Don't you need to check IDs?
Bouncer: No sorry, we don't offer a senior discount.
Sweetheart you've had 2 boyfriends in 30 seconds, that's practically Haley's record!
Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex con.
Phil: Sometimes a boy might be a good distraction. I remember a certain young lady who was pretty addicted to Miss Pacman until a dashing young gent caught her eye.
Claire: Only because you were wearing a feather earring.
Phil: It wasn't a feather, it was a dreamcatcher. And it worked.
Claire: Welcome to the insane asylum of from hell!
Phil: That's what it feels like.
Claire: You gonna put some blood on that? Maybe dangle an eyeball?
Phil: Who hurt you? I'm kidding, I know it's Jay and Dede.
I wanna hear your point but right now this magic juice is gonna help mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar.
Claire: Haley I need the wifi corner get down.
Haley: Ugh! I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!
Claire: Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? I called to yell at you for getting me sick. Love you, bye.
Mitchell: I love you too.
Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
Oh what? The mascot's a beaver, those jokes will get old.
Claire: Check this out, a reflecting pond.
Alex: Great maybe you can see how crazy you’re being right now.