Claire Dunphy Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 13: "Fulgencio"
Claire: Wow pretty cozy with the new housekeeper huh?
Gloria: She's my sister.
Claire: Wow pretty weird with your sister!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Is there some kind of dress code for Godparents?
Claire: You're not wearing a fedora Phil.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "Party Crasher"
Claire: What middle-aged guy would be interested in a young, attractive, newly legal woman? Oh that's right, all of them!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 11: "New Year's Eve"
Claire: It was the day after Thanksgiving and I came in under budget for all my Christmas gifts and you know how that gets me going.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Diamond In The Rough"
Cam: Okay what did we learn from "A League of Their Own?"
Claire: No crying in baseball.
Cam: No, that Madonna's a lousy actress and so are you. So what's going on?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire [about Mitchell]: His turn offs are farms, Fizbo, and worst of all Farmbo.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "When a Tree Falls"
Claire: You don't make a shiv out of a knife.
Phil: yeah you make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass.
Claire: Or a human femur.
Phil: Exactly, be creative.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "Arrested"
Claire: My daughter's been arrested for drinking. I would like her to sit in jail and think about that. As a matter of fact I might stop and do a little outlet shopping. Who wants a pair of last year's sunglasses, eh?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Yard Sale"
Claire [about Alex]: If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy, she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: I'm just 90% sure he's 100% gay.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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