Claire Dunphy Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 22: "Disneyland"
Claire: Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Last Walt"
Claire: Phil do we have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possibly to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Leap Day"
Claire: Doesn't he know that tiptoeing around someone like they're crazy, actually makes them crazy?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: I can be spontaneous every 4 years.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"
Claire [to Gloria]: I live with 4 teenagers, you live with 2 adults.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Aunt Mommy"
Claire: Sometimes I worry nobody's going to like Alex.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 14: "Me? Jealous?"
Claire: I know it's stupid, but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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