Claire Dunphy Quotes (Page 8)
Season 2, Episode 19: "The Musical Man"
Claire: Sweetie we did it! Our baby is average!
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: What are my friends at school going to think?
Claire: They'll think you're helping your father put food on the table.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 18: "Boys' Night"
Claire: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next-door neighbor.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Phil: Of course they can, there's tons of examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit..."
Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We've gotta go talk to that guy."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "Two Monkeys and a Panda"
Claire: I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it, so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.
• Rating: Unrated
Claire: I want them to share clothes, do each others hair and gossip about boys. Like i did with Mitchell.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "Princess Party"
Claire: Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Bixby's Back"
Claire: Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: I know Phil and I are going to grow old together someday, but today is not that day.
• Rating: Unrated
Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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