Modern Family

Claire Dunphy Quotes (Page 9)

Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Claire: Women in their 30s on the internet are like ninjas. They get in their little, black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Phil: My wife is always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
Phil: Oh no, she could make lists for days.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I'm in town for a trade show. I design high-end electro-acoustic transducers.
Claire: Wow, that is very specific.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Claire: I have this theory that Phil purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I'm a child.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
Phil: Luke.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: We're gonna pass into legend. The parents who canceled Christmas.
Phil: I thought you'd be happy.
Claire: They'll write songs about us. They'll make a Christmas special with those ugly little clay pieces.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire [to kids]: Which one of you was smoking?
Phil: Not me, I have a respiratory problem.
Claire: Obviously, not you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Phil [about Luke]: He's one of those kids you get him a gift and all he wants to do is play with the box.
Claire: One year we just got him a box, a really nice box
Phil: And we made the mistake of putting it in a gift bag.
Claire: So he played with the gift bag.
Phil: We can't get it right.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Claire: Phil loves Spandau Ballet. That song "True" was playing in the car the first time we kissed. It's our song.
 • Rating: Unrated

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