Steve: How's it going?
Claudia: I want to punch things.

Claire: What’s this?
Claudia? It’s an iPad. It’s like a little computer. You can listen to music or read books. Surf the internet on it.
Claire: The internet is still around? Dad said that would be a passing fad.

Myka: Claud, you know I just had a huge wakeup call and life is shorter than you ever think.
I can’t image life without my sister.
Claudia: So, what you’re saying is?
Myka: What’s the plan?

Steve: Try and fight his control of your body!
Claudia: Oh my God Steve, what a great idea! I wish I'd thought of that! I can't fight it.

You're wasting your time Voldemort. I'm as much a part of this Warehouse as you are and it won't let you kill me.

Pete: Claude, I've got an idea.
Claudia: It's a great idea.
Artie: Pete has an idea?
Claudia: He's a smart guy when he's not thinking about cookies or boobies

20 miles of Warehouse and I find the one dead end!

The problem with hiding things behind glass doors is that you can see through them.

Don't make me stab you again.

Claudia: Great, well that explains everything! Except for the part where you said the Warehouse automatically expands.
Artie: That's right, surprise!

Yeah, let's shoot some goo up there...I'm so glad Pete's not here.

What? I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing with the horse.